Cell Phones.

I text message sometimes. When I do, I like to use T9 which predicts the word you want to use as you press the keys. My problem with T9 is that there are words I use that it doesn't recognize, like "bagel" and "ninja," so I have to switch to the regular type of texting. Boo.

Sheesh!

Jealousy is a useless emotion.

Resolution

Not to swear so damn much.